See ya later. I am going to go build myself a bubble fort and never leave. MSN reports that this big old nope lives in the caves of Baja California, Mexico and while that is not in Sacramento, California, it’s a little too close for comfort.
It gets even worse…the terrifying creature now known as Sierra Cacachilas wandering spider is in the same family as the Brazilian wandering spider, which is super venomous and has 4 legs too many. A scientist was bitten by the Sierra Cacachilas and lived, so apparently it’s not as dangerous to humans.
A spider researcher adds to the terrifying account by saying, “When I saw these spiders for the first time, I was very impressed by their size. In all my experience over the years collecting spiders on the peninsula, I had never seen a spider this large. I suspected that something new was waiting to be described.”
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?! If for some reason you need to give yourself nightmares by looking at photos, Live Science has you covered.