I honestly can’t tell if this is real. I think it is, because it says select stores will hand them out on May 5. I don’t imagine they work really well, but I actually kind of want one. Mostly because A. I love fries and B. this infomercial was actually pretty clever.
The restaurant itself describes the utensil as “unnecessarily superfluous” so you know people are going to eat it up…literally.
Head over to Market Watch is you need more frorking information.