If you don’t think honesty and creativity matter, read this incredible post by a young Ohio driver named Logan Wright on a GoFundMe page to help defray the cost of his recent $500 speeding ticket.
I have taken the liberty of editing some grammatical and punctuation errors, and some of the more potentially offensive words, so if you’d like to read the whole thing as Logan originally intended, by all means, click here (plus, you can donate, although he’s already gotten what he’s need and then some). Otherwise, read on and enjoy the fact that kid holds nothing back…either in his pledge pitch or against any Mustang that dare challenge him on the road.
Paying Off My Dumb Speeding Ticket
“So today, Memorial day, I was driving to work in my Honda Civic at 9:40, trying to get there by 10:00 because I enjoy not getting fired. As I was driving, some dumb*ss Mustang passed me going around 80, flipping me off. I wasn’t gonna be a p***y and lose to a Mustang on freedom day so I kissed my USA lanyard and my picture of Stone Cold Steve Austin, the best damn wrestler to ever live, and started burning the bald eagle p*ss. I pass(ed) the Mustang and turned up my Van Halen CD. As I was slowing down to tell the Mustang to eat sh*t, a State Highway Patrolmen pulls out and gets my dumb*ss. Now, I back the blue and my country through and through, so I wasn’t mad at him for pulling me over, (but instead I was mad) at the Mustang that thought he had big enough n*ts to dust me. So the Patrolmen comes to my window and says”What do you have in this thing?” and I said “bald eagle p*ss and freedom sir” then he replied with “You know how fast you two were goin?” and me being the smart*ss I am said “Well I was slowing down to give both of you a chance.” He didn’t like that too well. Moral of the story is I got a ticket. But I did dust the Mustang so it was worth it. The money donated is going towards the ticket because I spent all my paycheck on race car parts. Any extra money, if I’m that lucky, will go towards AC/DC CD’s. Have a blessed day America!”