Omg. I can’t help but laugh! Was I like this at 17-ish? I hope not. Not that all the goals are terrible… This “summer bucket list” found in an Urban Outfitters dressing room made its rounds on Twitter for obvious reasons.
The folded up piece of paper obviously came from a teenager’s pocket because 1) it’s written in multiple colors of marker 2) most goals are comically simple 3) if you’re making one of these at 27, good luck. I can’t forget to mention the NSFW goals! Whoever wrote this should be glad their mother didn’t find it. Just, you know, the entire internet.
Check it out below. Caution. Again, some are NSFW.
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