Guy Shares INSANE List Of Relationship Rules Found In Used Car [PIC]

This can’t be real, but I’m 99% sure it is. A Twitter user recently bought a used car and found a note folded up inside. He opened it and discovered a list of INSANE relationship rules from what I assume is a girlfriend to her (poor) boyfriend. The demands were too good not to tweet, and go figure the note went viral. Some examples?

You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week

You’re NOT to look at a single girl

If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away

You are NOT allowed to get mad at me about a single thing ever again

If I say jump you say “how high princess”

You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back

WOW. I’m going to take a wild guess and say he messed up. This seems to be punishment. If it isn’t, RUN BRO. It’s one thing to get jealous or feel insecure every once and awhile. But this is next level!

Check it out HERE. Caution: Some are NSFW.

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